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Daily Archives: September 8th, 2009
I’ve vented about this before, but I think we’ve just reached a new level.
There’s a tip jar…at Subway.
Subway.
Does anyone remember when tipping used to be for actual exceptional service instead of just doing your fucking job?
SUBWAY?
Listen sandwich jockey–I know the economy’s tough and apparently begging has come back into vogue the way of tip jars, but seriously. What the fuck do you actually DO beyond your JOB to earn a tip? The old lady making my sandwich today couldn’t even remember A) what kind of sub I wanted and B) the kind of bread I wanted–and there was exactly ONE person ahead of me. It wasn’t like it was lunch hour and they were swamped. Nope. I just happened to get the 63 year old with Alzheimer’s working at Subway today. Which is a step up from the 25 year old stoner who hasn’t moved out of his parent’s basement yet. Not to mention the teenage kid who just doesn’t give a shit.
For that, apparently I should leave a tip. I mean, no one else can slap meat and condiments on a bun while I instruct them to step by step. Because God knows if I rattle off more than three condiments at once, they don’t get all flustered like I just asked them to recite the Declaration of Independence backwards.
Why don’t people outside of the service industry start putting tip jars around? How about I tip the Wal-Mart cashier? It’s not like I could check out by myself using some kind of automated check out lane that makes their jobs completely obsolete now.
I’m tired of feeling obligated everywhere I go that I have to leave a tip even if the service is substandard–but now I’m being badgered to leave tips at places that haven’t traditionally asked for them before. You want a tip sandwich jockey? If you don’t think you’re making enough slapping meat in a bun, there are other industries you can slap meat in a bun and make much more money.
Like the Catholic Church.
GOOD NIGHT NOW!