Have I mentioned lately how much I love apeshit celebrities?
NEW YORK – “I am sharing my truth,” says Mackenzie Phillips, “in the hope that it helps other incest survivors.”
But just how true is her new book, “High on Arrival”? In this explosive new memoir, she defends her father, the Mamas and the Papas leader John Phillips, as a good man while claiming they had an incestuous affair that, over time, became consensual.
Well of course it did.
Ask the unfortunately probably hundreds of thousands of daughters raped by their fathers over the years exactly when it turned consensual.
Two of her stepmothers, including Mamas and Papas singer Michelle Phillips, say she is lying and just trying to cash in with her book.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This chick’s only claim to fame is starring on a TV show with this guy:
BEST PORN MUSTACHE EVER!
And considering she had a face that would stop your heart even when she was younger, I don’t even think this horn dog could drink enough to fuck her.
In fact, there’s a very strong resemblance between this:
And this:
ROCK ME DR. ZAIUS!
Valerie Bertinelli always made my pants tight, even more so now that she looks like this:
Note to Eddie Van Halen: You ain’t getting any younger or prettier pal and this is what you gave up.
“I love my stepmother Michelle,” Mackenzie Phillips responded in a statement Thursday, “but she is having the textbook family reaction to accusations of incest: deny that it happened and protect the accused.”
Yeah, it’s always a textbook reaction to want to defend your husband of raping and having an incestuous relationship with his daughter.
Those textbook BITCHES!
The former child actress writes that she and her father had a decade-long sexual relationship that started while they were doing drugs the night before she was to get married in 1979 at age 19.
There’s so many things wrong in that sentence I’m just going to leave it alone.
Maybe the most disturbing of which was that someone was actually going to marry her.
She wrote in her book: “I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.” Although she considered the first time rape, she says the sex eventually became consensual.
ANSWER: Never.
QUESTION: How many times does your father have to rape you before it becomes consensual?
Another Celebrity Jeopardy gone horribly wrong.
Phillips, 49, who as a teen starred on TV’s “One Day at a Time,” claims the sexual relationship lasted a decade and ended when she became pregnant and didn’t know who had fathered the child. She had an abortion, and her father paid for it.
How big of a whore do you have to be to not only be fucking your own father, but then fucking so many other guys on top of it you have no idea WHO the father is?
Unbelievable.
Hopefully she’s cleaned her act up.
Last October, Phillips pleaded guilty in Los Angeles to possessing cocaine and was ordered to complete an 18-month drug treatment program.
Oops.
Interviewed on NBC’s “Today” show Thursday, Phillips said she grew up in “a very permissive time and a very rock ‘n’ roll world, and pretty much anything went.”
Okay. All the rock stars who didn’t fuck your daughters, raise your hand.
It’s sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll, not incest, drugs, and rock n’ roll.
Her father “did the best he could,” she said. “He was a good man. I have great compassion for the man that he was.”
Using the phrase “did the best he could” when talking about your incestuous relationship is a poor choice of words.
The truth of Mackenzie Phillips’ account can never be fully known. Her father died of heart failure in 2001.
Woe is us. If only she had published this book 10 years ago then maybe, you know, John Phillips could have defended himself.
Which is why, while incest isn’t funny, I’m mocking this whole thing because I don’t believe a word of it. John Phillips was no saint by any account but if you’re so doped and boozed up out of your mind that you’re allegedly having sex with your own daughter for ten years…there’s no way that’s not going to come out. Sober, sane people who have affairs get caught but we’re supposed to believe two drug addicts had an incestuous relationship for ten years and managed to keep it a secret?
Please.
I think Michelle Phillips sums it up best:
“Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness,” Michelle Phillips said. “She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab‘ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed.”
The Pedestal 