Reading Fox News, you’d think King Asshat’s debut with the Vikings was the second coming of Jesus.
For Favre, the ageless quarterback with a boundless love for football, career touchdown pass No. 464 was as enjoyable as his first.
Ageless?
Ageless?
I hate to break it to you Fox, but when his career as a Viking implodes–and it will implode–he should be the next spokesman for Just For Men alongside Keith Hernandez.
I’ve seen crippled Wal-Mart greeters hobble less than King Asshat.
Favre looked pleasing in purple, throwing a 6-yard TD pass to Harvin in his debut with Minnesota, and Adrian Peterson overcame a sluggish start to beat the Cleveland Browns scored three touchdowns and ran for 180 yards as the 34-20 on Sunday.
“Pleasing in purple?”
No one looks pleasing in purple.
Just ask this guy.
“I had a blast,” Favre said. “It wasn’t a 400-yard passing game, but it doesn’t have to be. As long as we win, that’s what it’s all about.”
Really.
So all those times with the Packers when you played hurt instead of taking yourself out or forcing throws for interceptions…as long as the team won that’s what it was “all about”.
Making his 270th consecutive start after a will-he-or-won’t-he flirtation that dominated NFL headlines this summer, the 39-year-old Favre, who holds every significant passing record, showed he can still fire it with authority – and that he hasn’t lost his joy for playing.
One would hope that being able to “fire it with authority” would be a prerequisite for a starting NFL quarterback.
Maybe it’s just me, I don’t think going 14 for 21 for 110 yards is exactly “firing it with authority”.
Peterson was held to just 25 yards in the first half, when he needed treatment for a badly cut left arm. He felt light headed and received intravenous fluids at halftime.
“I gagged myself a couple times trying to get everything in my stomach out,” he said. “Normally it makes me feel better and it did. I came in and got an IV and felt recharged and rejuvenated and was ready to go to work.”
That’s ironic. I gagged myself a couple of times reading this King Asshat junk gobbling article. One of the NFL’s former–and I can’t stress that enough–best quarterbacks is now reduced to giving handjobs handoffs to Peterson and the media is going to make it sound like he’s the gunslinger of days yore.
It’s going to be a long winter.